Mrs Basingstoke from Cleethorpe writes : Donald, quite frankly I'm very annoyed you've not wished your readers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. It's just this sort of mindless rudeness from an author that makes my blood boil.
Donald replies : Steady, Mrs Basingstoke, or you'll set off your myocardial infarction again. Funnily enough, I was just to post a Merry Christmas message right now.
And here it is:
Merry Christmas, everybody, and if you don't celebrate Christmas then Merry, urm, December...